-They really are super tall.

- Yes, I enjoy going stag.

-Music = thumping. Good thumping sometimes. And apparently also Donna Summer.

-Dutch don’t dance. Not well, at least.

-Therefore my dancing makes me a celebrity.

-There is good beer at every bar, if you just look.

-Cigarettes, unfortunately, help to make friends.

-Hipsters dress the same everywhere.

-Do I really look like I can get you 2Cs and ketamine?

-No, I don’t know that guy from Scruff. But I might as well ask.

-“Mohair will be massive next season.”

-I can bike long distances on a granny bike!

-Beemster and crackers is a GREAT drunk snack.

Kinda glad I skipped the orientation finale party.